Jesus, take the… forehead? This “OMG You Guys, That’s Not What I Said” sticker says what we’re all thinking—with a little divine sass. Featuring a cartoon Jesus doing the ultimate facepalm, this design brings retro vibes and modern sarcasm to your water bottle, laptop, Bible journal, or anywhere else in need of a heavenly mic drop.
Available in two sizes for double the holy side-eye:
Small: 2.56” x 2.28” – perfect for phones, planners, or sneaky spots
Large: 5.91” x 5.81” – a statement piece for your water bottle, tablet, or laptop
• Matte finish
• Waterproof & durable
• Faith meets funny in the best way
• Guaranteed to get a few giggles (and maybe a few eye rolls)
